Ofashea's definitions

Jungle cracker

A white youth who tries to act, dress and talk in a ghetto manner but is clearly a failure, an embarrassment and an insult to African Americans who have proprietary claims to this.

Not only is he a cracker but he’s a jungle cracker .

by Ofashea June 24, 2019

Scoreplay

Any non physical activity or investment utilized by men to ensure that the woman will be generous with her affections.

Apparently his attempt to scoreplay her with limousine, dinner, drinks and flowers was inadequate.

by Ofashea July 12, 2019

Peniatric

An adult male whose penis childlike in size and shape

His friends laughed him out of the locker room because of his peniatric condition.

by Ofashea July 31, 2019

Passwordification

The technological movement that requires an ever increasing list of constantly expiring passwords that leads to frustration, anger, delays, annoyances and general discontent with our lives and the world.

The passwordification of our world only complicates our lives and reduces serenity.

by Ofashea March 23, 2019

fatassaction

The karmic balance that occurs when the young arrogant stuck up girl grows a large humbling rear end, booty, derrière.

I got a lot of fatassaction looking at the women at my 20 year high school reunion.

by Ofashea May 13, 2019

fatassaction

The satisfaction received when you see the profound ass growth of that Stuck up girl who wouldn’t talk to you in high school 20 years earlier.

I Left my 20 year high school reunion with a profound sense of fatassaction

by Ofashea May 14, 2019

Full sausage

The act of insulting someone so thoroughly that no response will undue or lesson the insult. An over the top mean spirited insult delivered out of deep spite that truly hurts the recipient and reveals how dickheaded the person is who rendered the insult.

The coach went full sausage on that sensitive young kid when he missed the easy shot .

by Ofashea October 15, 2019