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Definitions by Ofashea

Rectallection

The inability to remember any relevant data, facts, information or “shit” that was previously discussed in conversation because of fatigue, age, dementia or ingestion of mind altering substances.
I have no rectallection of anything I said last night because I was so inebriated!
Rectallection by Ofashea October 21, 2025

Dip-shits 

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.
Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!
Dip-shits by Ofashea June 13, 2025
A person of either Gender committed entirely to Heterosexuality
Thanks for the offer but I’m a BiNO!
BiNO! by Ofashea April 12, 2024
People who reside in citys that have no ability to think, plan, survive without the aid of others.
The cityots will be the first to perish when a food crisis occurs.
cityots by Ofashea March 5, 2024

Homo sapien largivorus ( Largivore) 

A species of Homo sapiens with the sub species designation of largivorus to designate them as a hominid that eats all foods in excess of caloric requirements and subsequently becomes quite large.
The evolutionary stresses of high caloric diets has created a new species of hominids known as Homo sapien largivorus ( largivore)

bowmosexual 

A person so committed to archery that relationships, family dynamics, financial issues are impacted negatively because the archery passion becomes a unifocal, pathological, obsessive pursuit.
He’s really a great guy, but his bowmosexual tendencies prevented us from growing as a couple so I left him for ever.
bowmosexual by Ofashea May 19, 2023

Hunterosexual 

A binary gender individual who identifies as a hunter primarily in preference to either homo or hetero classifications.
Although they were very close, they remained platonic because he was a committed Hunterosexual whose focus could not be weakened by carnal pursuits.
Hunterosexual by Ofashea May 16, 2023