Definitions by muffmirkin

bumtar 

what your mum would call "a wee jobbie in your knickers".

Mum: Lionel, how many times.... rinse if you have left a wee jobbie in your knickers
Lionel: Mum! bumtar is just another fact of life!

bumtar by muffmirkin November 13, 2020

Carol 

what you call a Karen at Christmas

Carol: ok the turkey is dry again
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!

Carol by muffmirkin July 21, 2020

Carol 

What you call a Karen at Christmas

Carol: ok this turkey meat is dry
Leon – goes outside for a cigarette….
Carol: oh great, you fucked the bird now your gonna stink like shit.

Carol by muffmirkin July 21, 2020

whoreding

related to COVID-19 panic buying

geez mate, you didn't need to borrow my pick-up just to fill it full of toilet paper, noodles, pasta, mince meat and booze did you? now people are going to think its me whoreding. Now you better give me some of each!

whoreding by muffmirkin June 27, 2020

older days 

not as long ago as the olden days

#1: I was listening to some Rhoda Dakar this morning - it was ok
#2: yeah she was better in the older days

older days by muffmirkin March 26, 2020

olden daze 

what you get when someone old gets confused or lost or otherwise not with the program

elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze

olden daze by muffmirkin January 6, 2020

fecal position 

what the squatty potty is all about

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok

fecal position by muffmirkin May 23, 2019