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bumtar

what your mum would call "a wee jobbie in your knickers".
Mum: Lionel, how many times.... rinse if you have left a wee jobbie in your knickers
Lionel: Mum! bumtar is just another fact of life!
by muffmirkin November 13, 2020
mugGet the bumtarmug.

Carol

What you call a Karen at Christmas
Carol: ok this turkey meat is dry
Leon – goes outside for a cigarette….
Carol: oh great, you fucked the bird now your gonna stink like shit.
by muffmirkin July 21, 2020
mugGet the Carolmug.

older days

#1: I was listening to some Rhoda Dakar this morning - it was ok
#2: yeah she was better in the older days
by muffmirkin March 26, 2020
mugGet the older daysmug.

eklective

Housewife: I just dont know. I am renovating my kitchen and want to go with a grey tile but just wonder if I should be a bit more eklective than that....
by muffmirkin October 26, 2018
mugGet the eklectivemug.

trepidacious

first person: oh gee you know I dont really think I want to jump..... the water is to far down
second person: dont be so fucking trepidacious all the time! just do something mad!!
by muffmirkin February 14, 2019
mugGet the trepidaciousmug.

air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit
home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all
by muffmirkin May 21, 2019
mugGet the air and hairmug.

Carol

what you call a Karen at Christmas
Carol: ok the turkey is dry again
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!
by muffmirkin July 21, 2020
mugGet the Carolmug.

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