trepidacious

how a fuckwit says nervous

first person: oh gee you know I dont really think I want to jump..... the water is to far down
second person: dont be so fucking trepidacious all the time! just do something mad!!

by muffmirkin February 14, 2019

eklective

the conscious choice of being eclectic

Housewife: I just dont know. I am renovating my kitchen and want to go with a grey tile but just wonder if I should be a bit more eklective than that....

by muffmirkin October 26, 2018

whoreding

related to COVID-19 panic buying

geez mate, you didn't need to borrow my pick-up just to fill it full of toilet paper, noodles, pasta, mince meat and booze did you? now people are going to think its me whoreding. Now you better give me some of each!

by muffmirkin June 27, 2020

air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

by muffmirkin May 21, 2019

older days

not as long ago as the olden days

#1: I was listening to some Rhoda Dakar this morning - it was ok
#2: yeah she was better in the older days

by muffmirkin March 26, 2020

Carol

what you call a Karen at Christmas

Carol: ok the turkey is dry again
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!

by muffmirkin July 21, 2020

olden daze

what you get when someone old gets confused or lost or otherwise not with the program

elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze

by muffmirkin January 06, 2020