geez mate, you didn't need to borrow my pick-up just to fill it full of toilet paper, noodles, pasta, mince meat and booze did you? now people are going to think its me whoreding. Now you better give me some of each!
by muffmirkin June 28, 2020
Carol: ok the turkey is dry again
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!
by muffmirkin July 21, 2020
Carol: ok this turkey meat is dry
Leon – goes outside for a cigarette….
Carol: oh great, you fucked the bird now your gonna stink like shit.
Leon – goes outside for a cigarette….
Carol: oh great, you fucked the bird now your gonna stink like shit.
by muffmirkin July 21, 2020
first person: oh gee you know I dont really think I want to jump..... the water is to far down
second person: dont be so fucking trepidacious all the time! just do something mad!!
second person: dont be so fucking trepidacious all the time! just do something mad!!
by muffmirkin February 14, 2019
Mum: Lionel, how many times.... rinse if you have left a wee jobbie in your knickers
Lionel: Mum! bumtar is just another fact of life!
Lionel: Mum! bumtar is just another fact of life!
by muffmirkin November 13, 2020
elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze
by muffmirkin January 06, 2020
home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all
by muffmirkin May 21, 2019