elderkin 

smart , native , amazing and handsome/beautiful 😍. sexy and confident.

wow her/his last name is elderkin there so hot.

elderkin is so sexy and confident i hope they notice me.

elderkin by the real swagy. November 23, 2021

Sarah Elderkin 

One of the most outgoing and beautiful girls you will ever know and meet. Her bubbly and outgoing personality, will make you want to be around her twenty four seven and even want to be best friends her. Yet she may come off a little sassy her and there, the sassiness is only there to hide her sweetness she has on the inside. If theirs a problem you will know it, she doesn't like to hide anything from you, and you can’t help but to love her for that. She cares more about making every one else happy over her own self, to Sarah she would rather see a smile on another persons face than her own. She would even go the mile to make someone’s day if she had the chance.

Sarah trusts boys over girls and other then her friend Julia, is more friends with guys than girls. Although Sarah could make friends with anyone, she is picky with her true friendships, and you really have to get lucky to be best friends with her. If you are lucky enough to be best friends with her, just know she would do absolutely anything for you.

She is also the most beautiful people you will ever meet. Sarah usually has tattoos and piercings that fit her vibe, and add to her stunning look. Every aspect about Sarah is beautiful, and it’s a blessing if you get the chance to even meet her.

She’s quick to fall in love with, and the more you get to know her the more you will fall in love with her. If she loves you back you will know, she will make it odviouse, and she will love you endlessly.

Yoooo whatsss upppp Sarah Elderkin!

Sarah Elderkin by Jacob Jensen November 23, 2021

Elderin 

Process of performing sexual activities with your vice principal to avoid being suspended

Guy #1: "Dude I had to go to Elder's office."

Guy #2: "How's your asshole feeling?"

Guy #1: "It hurts, he was elderin it for hours"

Guy #2: "At least you ain't suspended"

Guy #1: "yeah but now i got to join the football team"

Elderin by Muhammed Shabazz July 23, 2012

Eldarkings 

Eldarkings would be a creature of pure annoyance. Annoying because of the constant buzzing noise closely related to that of a mixture of a humming bird and a dying cat that can be heard within a 300,000 mile radius,the noise itself can cause instant insufferable bowel damage, among those of the human type. This Noise is caused by the gigantic rubbing of thighs that occurs when the Demon moves at the constant speed of smell. This creature is also very annoying for its horrid smell that smells similar to that of a decaying fetus mixed with a hairball. This creature has only been seen 3 times to date in the last 10,000,000 years. Meeting or seeing this creature does not occur at all . . . ever, mainly because if you were to see this creature your eyes would boil out of your skull, while simultaneously contracting rabies of the third kind. Also your abdomen would pulsate around three times then explode. After encountering this creature I recommend you just die, seeing how there is not much left to do.

"Hey WTF is that Goddamn noise? Oh Shit DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOO. . . OHHH GOD MY EYES. . . (Inconsistent Rambling followed by a rather gory explosion)" Of course this occurred after seeing the creature known as Eldarkings.

Eldarkings by Garrett R.Also W/Ryan J. July 3, 2008

Elderfinger 

Friends mum invited me to bring some elderflower round but really wanted a cheeky finger blast

Charlottes mum got a cheeky Elderfinger

Elderfinger by lilonesmum June 15, 2020

elderliness 

When you turn 21 and have a horribly overwhelming feeling that you need to get your life in order.

Joseph quickly realised after turning 21 he had an overwhelming feeling of elderliness.

elderliness by Elderliness June 15, 2017

Elderfinger 

Old lady that gets finger blasted

Charlottes mum loves an Elderfinger

Elderfinger by lilonesmum June 15, 2020