A condition attributed to a generation/technology gap in elderly people based on language, body movement or driving habits; mistakenly attributed to full blown dementia or Alzheimer's disease. However, it offen closely precedes full blown dementia or Alzheimer's.
LANGUAGE: "Mom asked me if I had THE email. I think she's showing signs of Eldermentia".
BODY MOVEMENT: "See that old buzzard pulling coupon after coupon out of her pocket book in the express line? That's a classic case of Eldermentia".
DRIVING HABITS: "Did you see that Q-tip trying to parallel park? Luckily no one got hurt when he mistook the gas peddle for the brake. That's the 3rd time this week. He's way past Eldermentia and into the early stages of Alzheimer's. His kids don't want to be cut out of their inheritance, so they're not taking his keys away".
a really pretty girl, with beautiful eyes. she has a loving personality. she always acts super confident trying to hide her insecurities. she is the best friend you can have, you can talk to her, tell her everything, cry with her and laugh till everything hurts.
An extremely smart and intelligent and talented guy that is always there for you when you need him the most. He's knows a lot about technology, music and is your go-to guy for any life problems. He can be lazy when it comes to grades because he's only at school to socialize with friends. An Eldam never has a girlfriend because he's way too nice, sweet, and helpful and girls only like douchebags, tools, and jerks. An Eldam ends up being extremely wealthy later on in life. Everyone wishes they could be an Eldam.
That dude knows all about technology and he can play instruments as well! He's totally an Eldam!
He's such a helpful guy. I wish my boyfriend was an Eldam.