eldermiss

suffering from liking older men/women. you prefer at least a 30 year age gap.

I suffer from eldermiss

eldermiss by beeptxt February 1, 2023

eldervision 

A form of delusional tunnelvision where one believes everyone to be obsessed/in love with them. Typically afflicts desperate gay men.

Erik: Oh my god, I know Alex has a girlfriend and is straight but did you see that? He flexed his biceps at me. He totally wants me!

Sarah: Erik, he’s literally just holding a textbook. You have eldervision, knock it off.

eldervision by Elihu221 July 7, 2022

Elderlies 

Another way of saying a group of older people

Younger people staying in isolation means there’s less risks towards the elderlies

Elderlies by amanix March 24, 2020

Elderlies 

Another way of saying the elders

Staying in isolation means there is less risk for the elderlies

Elderlies by amanix March 24, 2020

Elderness 

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com

Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

Elderness by elderness God July 25, 2013

endormisserai 

French word for sleeping

Je m endormisserai demain

endormisserai by J ai raison October 6, 2018

Extermissanal 

When your having sex with a person but your mind is thinking of someone else

Last night I was really extermissanal about this girl Emily who no longer wants anything to do with me randomly.

Extermissanal by Sandshark01 March 17, 2022