eldermiss

suffering from liking older men/women. you prefer at least a 30 year age gap.

I suffer from eldermiss

by beeptxt February 1, 2023

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eldervision

A form of delusional tunnelvision where one believes everyone to be obsessed/in love with them. Typically afflicts desperate gay men.

Erik: Oh my god, I know Alex has a girlfriend and is straight but did you see that? He flexed his biceps at me. He totally wants me!

Sarah: Erik, he’s literally just holding a textbook. You have eldervision, knock it off.

by Elihu221 July 7, 2022

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Elderlies

Another way of saying a group of older people

Younger people staying in isolation means there’s less risks towards the elderlies

by amanix March 24, 2020

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Elderlies

Another way of saying the elders

Staying in isolation means there is less risk for the elderlies

by amanix March 24, 2020

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Elderness

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

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Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

by elderness God July 25, 2013

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