elboo

When someone trying to get something but touches someone tits with the elbow thats just an awkard moment for both of them

Bro did you see seth? He touched her tits dude! What an elboo

Dude im never washing this elbow for a week

by Lenny dude May 6, 2018

elboo

A fucking retard who uses their elbows for everything and maybe even smacked a girl in the boobs with their elbows.
like if someone asks you "How to fuck do you drink beer like that are you retarded" and then the elboo says im an elboo and fucking flys away like hes some superman shit. Elboo is similar to a weeaboo. An elboo had to at least touch someones tits 'Right dude you know who im talking about btw this is a personal note to someone i know'

"Bro i just touched tracy's boobs with my elbow"
"wOw really ur such an elboo"
"Im never washing my elbow again"
"what did she say?"

"she said this"

"WHY THE FUCK DID U FUCKING TOUCH MY TITS YOU PERVERT!"
"and i was like it felt good so i oofed"

by Lenny dude March 22, 2018

telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.

That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Cyber Elbow

Noun or Verb. The process of being scolded via a comment on a social network post by a spouse, parent, sibling or significant other for a post they find inappropriate or in questionable taste.

My darling wife cyber elbowed me for that last joke I posted on Facebook.

by fetmeister February 26, 2012

Elwood

the name of the best musician you'll ever meet. also the future president. great accent, even better laugh.

GOD i wish i were elwood he's so cool and handsome

by granny lau February 22, 2022

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

elbows & knees

The position someone "ends up" in as their getting ass fucked.

Anyone in the elbows & knees position could easily be getting fucked in the ass.

by jpg3 June 15, 2015