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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark 

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.
Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!
The disease that infects dorm rooms at campuses around the country inhabited by sketchy, creeper roommates who enjoy their Eminem a little too loud. Symptoms are noted by a distinct smell similar to when a person does not shower for long periods of time and the characteristic of being extremely awkward. The Elvirus has no known cure, despite the constant efforts of world-renowned scientists. The only hope for the innocent victims whose room is infected is to send the original cause back to the homeland.
I thought I was going to enjoy college until my room got infected with the Elvirus.

Despite the constant use of Lysol and Febreeze, the main symptom of the Elvirus, the distinct smell, cannot be terminated.

Little Timmy: "One day, I hope to find a cure for the Elvirus."
Father: "It's hopeless Timmy, run away while you still can."
Elvirus by Lockness Monster December 17, 2008
By far the coolest, sexiest, cutest girl you can ever meet. Definitely girlfriend material. A girl named Elvira will be constantly smiling and happy, and is probably very popular and well-liked by others.
Exotic-looking and playful, she makes guys' hearts melt. Edgy and indecisive at times, if you get to her heart, she will become the most loving and faithful partner you will ever met -though you may have to put up with her overall flirty attitude, that she will display to get your full attention.

Erm... did I mention she is sexy af? Don't even try to get her out your mind...
Girl- Hey! My name's Elvira
Guy- Erm H-Hi...**instant boner**

Girl- Nice to meet you! I'm Elvira, by the way.
Guy-Will you marry me?
Girl- Sorry what?
Guy- **instant boner**
Elvira by dc-a January 20, 2018
She is an awesome and happiest person. She is very caring person
Elvira a girl who is wild and free. She always brings a smile to your face and makes you the happy. She always makes you laugh and is always there to comfort you. She haves an awesome time with her friends
Elvira by Elv August 31, 2014

Envirofundamentalist 

(n.)

A member of the First Church of the Environment (Fundamentalist). Like the stereotypical cult member, these people are routinely seen wearing white robes and prattling on at great lengths about the end of the world being at hand. The primary difference between the Envirofundamentalist and a more traditional cult member is their blind blind is placed in pseudo-science rather than The Bible.
Al Gore is the ultimate example of an envirofundamentalist.
Envirofundamentalist by The Cabal August 21, 2008
Elvira is a German female name with Gothic Origin
it has many meaning in many languages including: "True / True To All", "Trustworthy", "God of the life Giving Sun", "The White", "Fair" & "Freindly"
Elvira is the most beautiful I've ever heard
Elvira by ElIsYourNightmare February 21, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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