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The philosophy that fuck them if they don't like me.
I answer to a higher calling, ejism.
ejism by Vincent J. Marchese May 15, 2006
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A discord server where a pedophile who goes by "RuffledFeathers#8095" constantly blames another server named "Shitpost" for pedophilia / child grooming. He often uses alts to make it seem like his server is active.
Guy: Etism is based...
Shitpost: WE KNOW
Etism by Jayskee June 12, 2020
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ejism Edism EISM EISMAN elisma elismart13 Etism Ezism Ehism Eisma
A word or phrase or thought that only Ed understands.

The word or phrase or thought may have been common in the early 19th century, but is used today by ED!
Ed: "I know exactly what's going on here. I was trying not to tip my hand. Just know that I know."

Other person: What the hell was that? An Edism?

Ed: "...IT'S NOT AN EDISM. IT'S AN OLD TIME POKER TERM. THAT I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW AND UNDERSTOOD."

Other person: Exactly
Edism by Superjfly December 9, 2008
1. A biological process by which information is passively absorbed, in a matter similar to osmosis, from episodes on TV or radio. Usually happens when you are focussing on doing something else while somebody in the same room is viewing or listening to the media. This can lead to false associations.

2. A sociological process whereby knowledge or behavior is transferred through occurrences that are regular and can be tracked over time. This can include: routine noisy arguments from the family living across the street, shouted tactical instructions from the beergut living next door each time there's an American football game on TV, and finding out that the various counts of first-degree homicide and cannibalism that your janitor stands accused of in routine police raids on his utility room.
1.
Fnor: Do you watch Scrubs, HMB?
HMB: Not really. I've followed some of the plot through epismosis, but usually while downloading Sylvia Saint multimedia. Wasn't there one time that Zach Braff rides the Sybian?
Fnor: No.

2. Hague inspector: We deduce the victim to have expired after involuntary respiratory constriction at about 4 a.m. last night. We suspect epismosis of the General Secretary's late-night physical trysts with his administrative assistant in a nearby office may have caused a displacement of the victim's sexual energy as he slept, resulting in a lung erection that would prove fatal. However, investigators have not ruled out the possibility of poisoning. (Lead Inspector Franconi's confidential report following the death of former Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevich.)
epismosis by HMB May 18, 2006
(n.) A cheer of praise or exclamation of happiness.
Eisman is a great guy.
EISMAN! by Marcharl March 7, 2005
Eisma is a very different individual, he will know any and all hentai you present him, and may fulfil your asshole if youre not careful. Eisma also isnt a very smart man but he makes up for that in his erotic anime knowledge. He is also known to have a small dick and smaller balls, and yet somehow he still pleasures women, with his very hunky and sexy friends of course. He also has a way with men ;). He can make a guy cum by fingering their assholes. He also has a very known fetish for greasy toes. But still Eisma can be a pretty fun guy, although a little odd.
Hahahaha, you're acting like an Eisma!
Eisma by Kaggason December 1, 2021

MAN-erism 

(MĀN'ə-rĭz'əm) -noun.

A characteristic and often unconscious mode or peculiarity of action, bearing, or treatment which belies or exposes the male-ness of the apparent female one is observing.
"I was talking to a hot chick. When I noticed the MAN-erisms, I realized she wouldn't need a strap-on to ass-fuck me. We got some lube and went home!"
MAN-erism by Smart as Shat June 15, 2009
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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