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Engaging in strategic misdirection (aka lying, but it sounds so much better) Sometimes preceded by "theoretically."

The term was coined on 9/18/2010, on a brain teaser website, Braingle.
When he said he had once fought an alligator, he theoretically could have been EISM.
EISM by Katkee May 9, 2013
Related Words
EISM • EISMAN • Eisma • Eismark • eismxth
(n.) A cheer of praise or exclamation of happiness.
Eisman is a great guy.
EISMAN! by Marcharl March 7, 2005
Eisma is a very different individual, he will know any and all hentai you present him, and may fulfil your asshole if youre not careful. Eisma also isnt a very smart man but he makes up for that in his erotic anime knowledge. He is also known to have a small dick and smaller balls, and yet somehow he still pleasures women, with his very hunky and sexy friends of course. He also has a way with men ;). He can make a guy cum by fingering their assholes. He also has a very known fetish for greasy toes. But still Eisma can be a pretty fun guy, although a little odd.
Hahahaha, you're acting like an Eisma!
Eisma by Kaggason December 1, 2021
Eismark well... the name doesn't need an introduction. You just know when there is an Eismark nearby. You have a special type of retardation but you are still cool. When you look at an Eismark, he has that "dingserevisor" look. You are so attractive among women.
Oh look at that Eismark. Does he have a magnet because he's sooo attractive with his dingserevisor look!
Eismark by Answer42,42*31,4 October 26, 2020
an extremely fat man, who smells like hotdog water
eismxth is also a dick rider for nelly
He likes to suck dick dick online, and also sext allot of females and males
Eismxth is bitch made
eismxth by KAZUIN October 27, 2018
(n.) - a cheer of praise or exclamation of happiness
just won a big poker match: "EISMANNNNNNNNN"
EISMAN by JCant May 13, 2005
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