A large, extremely viscous mass of human fecal matter left floating in the toilet. Smelly Ehlerts usually defy several attempts at flushing and have to be manually broken up.
"Dude, someone left a smelly ehlert in the second floorbathroom, and it stinks like hell."
(Pronounced ee-lurt) n. Anything you would rather not have mad at you; Something dangerous that could potentially harm you; A particularly assertive or aggressive person that is not wise to make angry; Something that wouldn't appear dangerous at first glance, but is actually quite deadly unless treated with care.
v. To make someone feel threatened due to being dangerous
adj. Likely to be extremely harmful.
I was on my way home when I bumped into Harry, and now it's like I have an elert following me! I'm scared out of my mind!
Nathan used to elert me when we were kids, but I think he was just fooling around.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.