ehlerts 

TheEhlert are the strongest type of people always willing to work or lend a hand and would give the shirt of their backs to anyone in need.

Gosh darn them ehlerts just know how to get a job done.

ehlerts by Ehlert’s June 23, 2018

Smelly Ehlert

A large, extremely viscous mass of human fecal matter left floating in the toilet. Smelly Ehlerts usually defy several attempts at flushing and have to be manually broken up.

"Dude, someone left a smelly ehlert in the second floor bathroom, and it stinks like hell."

Smelly Ehlert by The Master Passer March 18, 2005

Ehlers

Like, but not relating to God and/or Jesus. One who will probably never die because heaven won't take them and hell is to afraid they'll take over.

Dude, your such an Ehlers

Ehlers by The Godpadre May 9, 2007

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome 

A collagen disorder affecting roughly 1 in 5000 people to varying degrees. There are 4 "most common" types of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS): Classical 1 & 2, Hypermobile and Vascular.

Because collagen is like the glue that holds the human body together, people with EDS almost always show marked joint hypermobility, eg. "double-jointedness". In its severe form, EDS causes frequent dislocations, because there is very little holding joints in place.

Tendons, ligaments, skin and internal tissues can be amazingly stretchy, but this also creates weakness, so sufferers' skin usually bruises, cuts and scars easily, as well as being unusually sensitive to heat and sunburn. Also, because our eyes are composed predominantly of collagen, sufferers are often short-sighted and have a high risk of glaucoma later in life.

The Classical types embody all of these symptoms. Type 1 is the name given to the more chronic cases, while Type 2 refers to those with less severe symptoms.

The Classical and Hypermobile types are very similar, however the Hypermobile type has loose joints as its most chronic symptom. Skin and organ problems are less severe in this type. Building lean muscle to protect and strengthen joints can greatly improve symptoms and reduce dislocations, while still allowing for increased mobility.

In the Vascular form, EDS affects the walls of veins and arteries, making them thin and extremely fragile. The vast majority of sufferers of this type die from cardiovascular complications before the age of 50.

It is also important to note that sufferers of the other 3 types are also at risk of cardiovascular problems.

For more information, contact the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome National Foundation (EDNF)

The majority of contortion artists have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, a collagen disorder which allows them to move their joints beyond the normal range of motion, but which also causes pain and a higher risk of injurious dislocations.

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome by Kitty19891 June 17, 2009

Anne Margaret Eilertsen 

Anne Margaret Eilertsen is the definition of a boss and is sooooo amazingly hot.

Anne Margaret Eilertsen has supper luscious hair

Anne Margaret Eilertsen by not available....karlobio November 15, 2011

Nikolaj Ehlers 

Nikolaj Ehlers is a Danish hockey player, #27 he plays left wing for the Winnipeg Jets. Nikolaj Ehlers is a phenomenal player and is extremely underrated by fans around the league. He's kinda the G.O.A.T and has one of the funniest on and off ice friendships with fellow Jet Patrik Laine. Nikolaj Ehlers is one of the best players the Jets have today, he's an amazing goal scorer and can make beautiful paces. The Jets need to make sure he stays on that team

Nikolaj Ehlers was on fire last game

Nikolaj Ehlers by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu March 7, 2019

eilerts 

the smartest bitches you’ll ever meet belong to this last name.

“she’s better than me, she’s gotta be an eilerts”

eilerts by Twenty one brooklyns June 28, 2019