Noun

Derive from a maniac word Per-vert. A guy who has a Scandinavian Penis that loves to fuck milf. A person who can't live with out sex. A guy who wakes up past 12am to have a booty call and he don't want anything else EXCEPT FOR YOUR BOOTY.

"Wow, it's so huge you're such an eibert... Ahhhh!."

"Holy shit! Pull it off! I can't keep up with you! You're an EILBERT!"

eilbert by JdeeLegend September 12, 2017

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eilert

A man who is better than everyone with the names of Adrian or Emil. Extremely attractive to girls. An expert on good memes. Yeet

See Eilert over there. He is cool

eilert by Ruismasher101 February 14, 2019

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eilerts

the smartest bitches you’ll ever meet belong to this last name.

“she’s better than me, she’s gotta be an eilerts”

eilerts by Twenty one brooklyns June 28, 2019

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eilertsen

Eilertsen is a person you love to laugh at.

Jesus MC lovin, you Are such a Eilertsen

eilertsen by Urban super god September 2, 2021

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Elderton elementary

The the best school in the world

boy: yoooooo Kiski is the best school in the world!!!!
girl: No its Elderton elementary bc they have the best students, teachers, and gym is the best special!!!!!!!!!

Elderton elementary by ssssssssuuuuuuuupppppppppppp September 21, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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