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Egyptian Teabag 

A slightly hairer version of the plain old teabag. Thought to be related to the fact that the peoples of the Middle East have thick, dark hair.
Cindy came up coughing violently when Chuck gave her the old Egyptian teabag. Maybe he should catch up to the 2000s and trim the boys! - Sol R.

egyptian tear 

When someone cries in another person's anus.
Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.
egyptian tear by Crabs in a bucket October 10, 2012

Egyptian Teabag 

When a female places her pussy lips on the bridge of your nose.
Went to the titty bar last night got a couple egyptian teabags.

egyptian tag team 

When three individuals, regardless of their sexual orientation, participate in a sexual activity whilst each individual holds their hands together palm to palm above their head. Each persons hands must remain above their heads for the duration of the activity.
Joakim: dude my arms are tired

Ricky: whys that?

Joakim: Egyptian Tag Team

Ricky: that make sense
egyptian tag team by Garwald October 27, 2015

egyptianbeauty 

A delusional remedial fuck who thinks that everyone in the world is jealous of her. When encountering egyptianbeauty, remember that she is in love with a dong loving, reigning defending gloryhole champion named Prince Leo. Another redeeming quality is being is a trouble maker who thinks every female that has a boyfriend or husband is infected with STDs and is being used for their money by their spouse. Her skill set includes begging for nickels and sitting on a shit stained chair while calling it had work. Ultimately, she likes to pick fights with the wrong people, getting her banned from adult conventions by a company who only allows her to stay because she would possibly take her life if they were to fire her.
:zippy I have natural egyptianbeauty... Even though I tweeze my beard and have one and a half eyebrows.
egyptianbeauty by Echo5mike June 9, 2017

egyptianbeauty 

the fugly egyptian webcam girl that all the /b/tards fuck with and is on the verge of becoming a meme
LULZ!!!1 we got egyptianbeauty to put a shoe on her head
egyptianbeauty by dukefire April 24, 2009