eggnoctic 

Wasted or drunk off of eggnog

Because I was eggnoctic, I told my mother in law to fuck off.

eggnoctic by limpgabe831 December 25, 2012

eggnostic 

Someone who is not sure of their opinion of the beverage eggnog. Eggnostics are still awaiting further evidence for the deliciousness of eggnog, or believe that it cannot be known for sure whether eggnog is a good drink.

Daniel was once a pious lover of eggnog, but ever since reading "The Nog Delusion," he considers himself an eggnostic.

eggnostic by Deltakilo7 November 12, 2010

eggnostic 

possessing intellectual or esoteric knowledge of eggnog

Are you eggnostic? That is the most delicious eggnog ever!

eggnostic by elgrottodiablo December 16, 2011

Eggnogstic 

A mixed drink that combines Bailey's, vanilla vodka & eggnog. Similar to a White Russian. Best when served over ice.

I was gonna make White Russians but I ran out of milk. Luckily, I had some eggnog and was able to make Eggnogstics.

Eggnogstic by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

Egnostic 

A variation on agnostic, meaning, quite simply, the egg may or may not have come before the chicken.

I'm an egnostic. The chicken might have come first, but there's no proof.

Egnostic by Zingoleb February 2, 2009

eggnostic 

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.

"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."

eggnostic by bitchmaster mc.mondocock. December 18, 2011

eggnogstick 

A tasty and decidedly more Christian-friendly way of expressing your opinion as to the existence of God. (i.e. agnostic)

Having been raised in Utah, Casey is how a happy eggnogstick.

eggnogstick by eggnogstick November 27, 2004