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eggnostic 

Someone who is not sure of their opinion of the beverage eggnog. Eggnostics are still awaiting further evidence for the deliciousness of eggnog, or believe that it cannot be known for sure whether eggnog is a good drink.
Daniel was once a pious lover of eggnog, but ever since reading "The Nog Delusion," he considers himself an eggnostic.
eggnostic by Deltakilo7 November 12, 2010

eggnoctic 

Wasted or drunk off of eggnog
Because I was eggnoctic, I told my mother in law to fuck off.
eggnoctic by limpgabe831 December 25, 2012

eggnostic 

possessing intellectual or esoteric knowledge of eggnog
Are you eggnostic? That is the most delicious eggnog ever!
eggnostic by elgrottodiablo December 16, 2011

Egnostic 

A variation on agnostic, meaning, quite simply, the egg may or may not have come before the chicken.
I'm an egnostic. The chicken might have come first, but there's no proof.
Egnostic by Zingoleb February 2, 2009

eggnostic 

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.
"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."

eggnogstick 

A tasty and decidedly more Christian-friendly way of expressing your opinion as to the existence of God. (i.e. agnostic)
Having been raised in Utah, Casey is how a happy eggnogstick.
eggnogstick by eggnogstick November 27, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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