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eggnostic 

possessing intellectual or esoteric knowledge of eggnog
Are you eggnostic? That is the most delicious eggnog ever!
eggnostic by elgrottodiablo December 16, 2011

eggnostic 

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.
"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."

eggnoctic 

Because I was eggnoctic, I told my mother in law to fuck off.
eggnoctic by limpgabe831 December 25, 2012

Eggnogstic 

A mixed drink that combines Bailey's, vanilla vodka & eggnog. Similar to a White Russian. Best when served over ice.
I was gonna make White Russians but I ran out of milk. Luckily, I had some eggnog and was able to make Eggnogstics.
Eggnogstic by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

Egnostic 

A variation on agnostic, meaning, quite simply, the egg may or may not have come before the chicken.
I'm an egnostic. The chicken might have come first, but there's no proof.
Egnostic by Zingoleb February 2, 2009

emognostic 

when you feel emo almost to the point of gothic.
im so depressed im going to start cutting myself
dude you are so emognostic.
emognostic by Harris dan nate December 20, 2008