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eggnostic 

possessing intellectual or esoteric knowledge of eggnog
Are you eggnostic? That is the most delicious eggnog ever!
eggnostic by elgrottodiablo December 16, 2011

eggnostic 

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.
"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."

eggnoctic 

Wasted or drunk off of eggnog
Because I was eggnoctic, I told my mother in law to fuck off.
eggnoctic by limpgabe831 December 25, 2012

Eggnogstic 

A mixed drink that combines Bailey's, vanilla vodka & eggnog. Similar to a White Russian. Best when served over ice.
I was gonna make White Russians but I ran out of milk. Luckily, I had some eggnog and was able to make Eggnogstics.
Eggnogstic by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

Egnostic 

A variation on agnostic, meaning, quite simply, the egg may or may not have come before the chicken.
I'm an egnostic. The chicken might have come first, but there's no proof.
Egnostic by Zingoleb February 2, 2009

emognostic 

when you feel emo almost to the point of gothic.
im so depressed im going to start cutting myself
dude you are so emognostic.
emognostic by Harris dan nate December 20, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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