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egonotic 

When you're a little bitch with a big ego.
God, Jimmy is such an egonotic fuck. He's always bragging about getting into Harvard.
egonotic by BlackJessu June 30, 2019
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1. the logic used to justify ones actions for personal gain 2. the art of being self-centered 3. the actions and attitudes one takes to appear beter than others, that to the outside observer, shows he/she is a real jerk.
It was his egonomics that caused his to die a lonely man, and the geek, a millionaire
egonomics by Silly Dad August 12, 2003
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The social science that deals with one's ego.
The preps should major in egonomics.
egonomics by anonymous August 10, 2003
Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.
egonomics by Ian Chode August 11, 2003
The study of the (often inverse) relationship between the size of a persons ego and their true worth to society.
He talks about himself all day, but egonomics states no-one would notice if he died.
egonomics by Drazyl August 11, 2003

egonetics 

egonetics, n. (ego+net+ics)

weaving a network of self-references, increasing one's presence on the interne.

Egonetics is different from "ego surfing" - a search of your name on the internet (using search engines). Egonetics is an active electronic dispersal of your name, making links to your homepage, using various interactive sites and open forums. It can be done for the sake of an idea or a commercial promotion, but in the absence of ideological or professional motifs, this is a clear case of egonetics.
I am afraid that my colleague uses her office hours for egonetics.

He is not an egoist in the classical sense, he is simply an egonetic.
egonetics by Mikhail Epstein November 16, 2003

egonetics 

egonetics, n. (ego+net+ics)

weaving a network of self-references, increasing one's presence on the internet.

Egonetics is different from "ego surfing" - a search of one's own name on the internet (using search engines). Egonetics
is an active electronic dispersal of your name, making links to your homepage, entering various interactive sites and
open forums. It can be done for the sake of an idea or a commercial promotion, but in absence of ideological
or professional motifs, this is a narcissistic case of egonetics.
I am afraid that my colleague uses her office hours for egonetics.

He is not an egoist in the traditional sense, he is simply an egonetic.
egonetics by Mikhail Epstein November 16, 2003
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