1 definition by bitchmaster mc.mondocock.

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.
"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."
by bitchmaster mc.mondocock. December 18, 2011
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