5 definitions by Dale Wholphin

A vagina that tastes so bad that you have to eat a different vagina because it is the only thing that can get the awful taste out of your mouth.
Tom: I ate this girl out the other day and I can't get the awful taste out of my mouth no matter how many times I brush my teeth.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.
by Dale Wholphin November 11, 2011
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A party foul commited by a friend/acquaintence in which he/she takes you to a bar/party with an unacceptable male to female ratio, a.k.a. sausagefest. A TMMOTI penalty requires the offender to get the offended a drink of their choice and gives the offended the option of immediate extraction. The drink can be deferred until the next destination.
When we got to the bar, I noticed it was a total sausagefest. I called Tom for a Too Many Men On The Ice penalty. Due to the extremity of the ratio, I chose to leave immediately and wait til the next bar for him to buy me a shot.
by Dale Wholphin November 16, 2011
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An alcoholic beverage normally associated with high school girls, a.k.a. jailbait. Examples include but are not limited to Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade and wine coolers. A man who consumes these beverages in front of other people are considered gay or a pussy.
Jenny was going to hit on Jimmy until she noticed he was drinking a Zima. She chose not to waste her time on someone who would drink Baitorade and instead drank a Jagr Bomb with Ed.
by Dale Wholphin November 15, 2011
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When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
by Dale Wholphin November 15, 2011
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A mixed drink that combines Bailey's, vanilla vodka & eggnog. Similar to a White Russian. Best when served over ice.
I was gonna make White Russians but I ran out of milk. Luckily, I had some eggnog and was able to make Eggnogstics.
by Dale Wholphin November 15, 2011
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