The Eggner is a magical beast who lives in the woods of South Jersey. It is nocturnal there for rarely seen during daylight hours. A day in the life of the average Eggner consists of eating large quantities of food and killing for sport. The Eggner beast only has one know natural enemy, The dreaded Sheta monster! Fun fact juvenile Eggners are called Bips. So make sure next time you’re walking through the words of southern New Jersey you keep an eye out for the beast.
Hey did you hear what happened to Paul and Tyler? They were brutally murdered By the Eggner!!
by Mm ah April 4, 2018
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