eggner 

The Eggner is a magical beast who lives in the woods of South Jersey. It is nocturnal there for rarely seen during daylight hours. A day in the life of the average Eggner consists of eating large quantities of food and killing for sport. The Eggner beast only has one know natural enemy, The dreaded Sheta monster! Fun fact juvenile Eggners are called Bips. So make sure next time you’re walking through the words of southern New Jersey you keep an eye out for the beast.

Hey did you hear what happened to Paul and Tyler? They were brutally murdered By the Eggner!!

eggner by Mm ah May 21, 2018

Eggnoramus 

Someone who cannot see life beyond the egg. Another way of saying it would be, "He eats eggs, he sleeps eggs, he thinks eggs, he poops eggs." The biggest eggetarian who has a voracious appetite for eggs any time of the day.

Guy 1: "Hey, did Fatty tell you he wants to go to some country in Africa just to try the popular egg delicacy there?"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"

Eggnoramus by vaultimor August 29, 2016

coach eggert 

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

Dead Egger 

A woman that chooses to not have children, She is neither a Thot or a Karen, She is angry because her past choices of a childfree childless life style. It is now too late for her to have Biological Children as all her eggs are dead. Has hatred for Thots and Karens in the world because a Thot can still have children and a Karen already has a family; but for a Dead Egger she is all alone as a Dead Egg

Carmen sure does love to treat her dogs as if they were her children with the stroller and all. Yah sadly she chose to be childfree for years saying she posted on reddit childfree that she was happy. But lately now at age 30 she seems to be a lot angrier since she can no longer have biological children. Such a Dead Egger

Dead Egger by LukAGoy December 19, 2019

Eggerbomb 

The ultimate energy drink. Energy and protein rolled into one. 1 can Red Bull. 1 Raw egg. Pour Red Bull into glass, crack egg into glass. Slam it. Rumored to be the drink of choice for athletes such as Michael Phelps.

We were doin eggerbombs last night, and Kev threw up all over the place.

Eggerbomb by Klaus Vanderson November 29, 2010

Ham & Egger 

A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.

While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.

Ham & Egger by RexRacer June 20, 2008

Egger 

An annoying or idiotic person. Usually does not understand simple things and has a large forehead.

Ellie is such an Egger. When I said my house was on a hill, she thought I meant IN the hill!

Egger by MassivePeen5 June 23, 2020