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Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk

Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car

Eggert by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022

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Eggert

To obverly exaggerate a story or to "one up" others whe ntelling storys

Person 1:"I went to the police academy after high school"

Person 2:" I was a Bounty Hunter after high school and back at Tinker i captured like 500 Fugitives"
Person 1: why you gotta "Eggert" Me Man

Eggert by VOTT December 8, 2009

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Eggert

Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.

That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!

Eggert by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

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Eggert moment

When something is right but also wrong, it feels funny and wrong.

That is such an eggert moment

Eggert moment by Eggsert July 27, 2022

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Eggert Unnar

Retarded streamer

RevoTevo:Hey that's Eggert unnar the streamer

Labotarni: hes kinda retarded

Eggert Unnar by Eggs dad July 29, 2021

coach eggert

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

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cohen eggert

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“sheeeeeesh” “i know” “omg what are you doing step-bro?” cohen eggert means it means means means that 8 + 9= 420

cohen eggert by welcome to chillies April 24, 2021

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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