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Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk
Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car
Eggert by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022
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To obverly exaggerate a story or to "one up" others whe ntelling storys
Person 1:"I went to the police academy after high school"

Person 2:" I was a Bounty Hunter after high school and back at Tinker i captured like 500 Fugitives"
Person 1: why you gotta "Eggert" Me Man
Eggert by VOTT December 8, 2009
Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.
That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!
Eggert by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Eggert moment

When something is right but also wrong, it feels funny and wrong.
That is such an eggert moment
Eggert moment by Eggsert July 27, 2022

Eggert Unnar 

RevoTevo:Hey that's Eggert unnar the streamer

Labotarni: hes kinda retarded
Eggert Unnar by Eggs dad July 29, 2021

coach eggert 

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses
coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too
coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

cohen eggert

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“sheeeeeesh” “i know” “omg what are you doing step-bro?” cohen eggert means it means means means that 8 + 9= 420
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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