egberto 

A man who is plumped and juicy, he's well established and always ready with a pocket full of money..

Wowww, I see you. You got that dough Egberto.

egberto by anonymous November 23, 2021

John Egbert 

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.

Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?

John Egbert by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011

taron egerton 

One of the most lovely British actors to exist. A beautiful Welsh man who deserves more than this world has to offer.

Person: Hey did you see the new Kingsman movie?
Person 2: Yeah, that Taron Egertons a right lad.

taron egerton by Not Taron Egerton November 11, 2017

Taron Egerton 

His own person. Not the same person as Elton John. A marvellously talented, good-looking man who unfortunately is burdened with incredibly immature, weird fans who say awful crap about him (like treating him as though he were a fictional character, objectifying him to his face) and think it's cute. Deserves better. Rising to stardom fast.

Taron Egerton is also best known for his role as Eggsy Unwin in the "Kingsman" franchise.

Taron Egerton by La_Lala July 13, 2019

egbert

a kind, caring, passionate, loving, heartfelt person who likes nothing more than surrounding himself with friends and family whenever possible. A shoulder to lean on. He will always be there for u no matter what.

Egbert is awesome.

egbert by egbert67 August 19, 2010

John Egbert 

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John Egbert by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022

John Egbert 

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF

"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"

John Egbert by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018