A man who is plumped and juicy, he's well established and always ready with a pocket full of money..
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One of the most lovely British actors to exist. A beautiful Welsh man who deserves more than this world has to offer.
by Not Taron Egerton November 11, 2017
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Egbert is awesome.
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Get the John Egbert mug.John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF
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