Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.

Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!

by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024

Emersonitis

Using physiological analysis in sentences at random times because of talking about topics previously in Dr.Emersons Psychology class.

His emersonitis is making him smarter than the average person out of nowhere.

by Cxbaby_14 December 12, 2021