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A person who rlly likes your mom
Eefus queefus causing griefus
eefus by Eefqueef April 16, 2022
Words you can keep
1) When you go to a party or you go downtown to a club/ bar, and you have to leave because you see too many exes

2) When you are confused about your feelings for your ex
"Sarah, we have GOT to go. I just saw Chad, Conner, AND Kevin! This party is exfused. Lets go downtown instead."

"John, please tell me how and why I woke up next to Kim last night? I'm exfused."
Exfused by camitron3000 September 9, 2016
Related Words
A racial slur for an illegal Hispanic.
Daniel Rodriguez is a huge eenus for crossing the border.
Eenus by Knightmare December 13, 2016

enfusion 

A cocktail of different substances, most commonly semen, fecal matter and urine, which have been reduced into a form in which they could be applied as an aromatic aftershave.
I can't believe that I've actually got a date this evening!

Better put on that new enfusion that my dad made me for Christmas!
enfusion by Mrs Brown January 5, 2015

effuseless 

the opposite of effusive ie, not forthcoming much, or at all
very very useless,
or think of it as "F-useless"
This explanation from my accountant about my finances is effuseless.
The investment prospectus you sent is effuseless and tells me nothing.
effuseless by Jeremy McKenzie December 29, 2007
When something is as fuck.
Your breath hot eèfuck!
Eèfuck by BBK Katie/ YBN Kee March 28, 2021
When your very confused but also very entertained.
Lisa was very enfused when they were talking about her family’s wealth
enfused by Cristelleee January 27, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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