Exfused 

1) When you go to a party or you go downtown to a club/ bar, and you have to leave because you see too many exes

2) When you are confused about your feelings for your ex

"Sarah, we have GOT to go. I just saw Chad, Conner, AND Kevin! This party is exfused. Lets go downtown instead."

"John, please tell me how and why I woke up next to Kim last night? I'm exfused."

Exfused by camitron3000 September 9, 2016

Thank you, you are excused, you may step out. 

Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.

Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?

Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.

Thank you, you are excused, you may step out. by Loudin Obnoxious August 12, 2008

Excusedward 

An Edward that always gives excuses.

Edward: I’m sorry man, I just can’t make it because I have an exam tomorrow
John: oh here we go again, Excusedward.

Excusedward by Notahorribleboss January 7, 2023

excused 

1.) Alowed to leave. 2.)Released 3.)Forgivin

1./2. Teacher: You are excused class.

3.(friend takes a dank fart) Excuse you, bitch.

excused by cheeched4life September 22, 2008

enfused 

When your very confused but also very entertained.

Lisa was very enfused when they were talking about her family’s wealth

enfused by Cristelleee January 27, 2022