eatead

verb, eating food until you die, usually used around Thanksgiving or Christmas

You: You guys coming to hang out? Your friend: Can't, John eatead again

eatead by Sparsons September 24, 2019

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️ 

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️ by cyyfii December 1, 2021

eated 

when you are going to give someone some food but then when it is time to go give them the food you have already eated it, meaning there were to slow to collecting it

guy 1: hey i bouhgt you a cookie come and get it
guy 2:ok cool hang on ill come get it
............. 5 mins later.................
guy 2: ok im coming now
guy 1: sorry i already eated it!!

eated by becluvsscott August 16, 2006

Eated 

A word created by polarsaurusrex (Lewis). Correctly used in place of ate.

"I eated a dick today, but no homo."

Eated by ShogunateGenius February 14, 2018

eated 

What banks are after they are taken over by the FDIC. Coined by well-known liberal blogger Atrios.

"EATED: Riverside Bank of the Gulf Coast, Cape Coral, FL gets EATED."

eated by dal20402 May 23, 2009

eated 

The past tense of the verb "to eat" when in reference to something that is not actually digested.
Eg: I ate pizza vs. I eated pussy

Last night, after I eated yo girl's ass so good, she gave me the best dome of my life

eated by Paco Libre September 11, 2016

eateded 

see "eated"

las' nite, i eateded sum ribs.

eateded by diesel July 23, 2003