Sparsons's definitions

Lecuiz

noun, lecture + quiz; the typical classroom double-whammy

You: How was lecuiz today? Your friend: Pretty le-boring, non?

by Sparsons September 24, 2019

Footwriting

noun, Foot + writing: when one uses one's foot to write

I don't know why the teacher made me rewrite this. My handwriting might be bad, but it's not like it's footwriting or anything.

by Sparsons September 24, 2019

KEO

Keep an Eye On

His mother always KEO'd him, she was afraid that he would play video games or go on urbandictionary

by Sparsons September 19, 2019

Exax

adj, the feeling of relief after a big test or challenge (from exam + relax)

Nina is very exax, because she got an A in the final exam

by Sparsons September 19, 2019

eatead

verb, eating food until you die, usually used around Thanksgiving or Christmas

You: You guys coming to hang out? Your friend: Can't, John eatead again

by Sparsons September 24, 2019

CABTD

Cats Are Better Than Dogs, an acronym to win any argument (for cat-lovers)

You might be handsomer and cooler, but I have a pet cat, and CABTD

by Sparsons September 19, 2019

Cottyidle

adj., a young child, usually 6-8 years old, who doesn't have work and is naughty, like a young dog or cat. From "catty" and "dog", + "idle"

My little brother's such a cottyidle, he's always making trouble

by Sparsons September 24, 2019