Definitions by Sparsons

LB 

noun, Little Brother: a younger brother, either by blood or by friendship

Hey LB, pass the cupcakes man

LB by Sparsons September 24, 2019

Maxilliant 

adj., maximum + brilliant: the smartest, best, etc.

You broke your arm jumping off the roof?? Yo, that's maxilliant, upload it to YouTube, man!

Maxilliant by Sparsons September 24, 2019

Footwriting 

noun, Foot + writing: when one uses one's foot to write

I don't know why the teacher made me rewrite this. My handwriting might be bad, but it's not like it's footwriting or anything.

Footwriting by Sparsons September 24, 2019

Cottyidle 

adj., a young child, usually 6-8 years old, who doesn't have work and is naughty, like a young dog or cat. From "catty" and "dog", + "idle"

My little brother's such a cottyidle, he's always making trouble

Cottyidle by Sparsons September 24, 2019

Lecuiz

noun, lecture + quiz; the typical classroom double-whammy

You: How was lecuiz today? Your friend: Pretty le-boring, non?

Lecuiz by Sparsons September 24, 2019

eatead

verb, eating food until you die, usually used around Thanksgiving or Christmas

You: You guys coming to hang out? Your friend: Can't, John eatead again

eatead by Sparsons September 24, 2019

WYW

Whatever You Want: for when you just give up

That's not a good-- you know what? WYW, do what you like, man.

WYW by Sparsons September 23, 2019