Eastern Shore

"Eastern Shore"
The eastern part of Maryland across the bay from Baltimore. Starts from Cecil county down to Ocean City. A place of many rednecks and southern folk who all love 2 things and 2 things only, old bay and crabs. Winter is rainy and cold from November to March or maybe April? Summers are long with lots boats on the water tractors in the fields and Pennsylvanians, Jersians, and New yorkers coming to vacation in the hot and humid weather. Rebel and American flags are commonly seen outside or even inside homes as well as some kind of off-road vehicle or boat in the garage or barn adjecant to the residence.

"Have you ever been to the Eastern Shore?" "
Yep! I got fat on crabs for a week straight!"

Eastern Shore by shoremafia October 9, 2016

Eastern Shore

The flattest ass you have ever seen.

"I was called eastern shore cause I had a flat butt"

Eastern Shore by Jacobado March 14, 2017

eastern shore of virginia 

unknown to anyone who doesn't live in virginia.

Guy from New York: Where is the eastern shore of virginia?
Guy from California: I dunno, somewhere in Florida?

eastern shore of virginia by HotWings December 28, 2005

eastern shore of virginia 

The Eastern Shore of Virginia is defined as a place by which everyone is welcome, especially if you offer a cold beer. Warm nights, beach bonfires, and surfing are what keep this place "home sweet home" for all who grew up there. The smell of salt water in the air and having not only the ocean but the bay as well truly makes this an easterners paradise.

Eastern Shore of Virginia is the Baja Peninsula of the East Coast

eastern shore of virginia by esvaeditor December 5, 2005

eastern shore mullet 

A hairstyle popularly fashioned by residents of the Eastern Shore of Hobart, Tasmania. Famous wearers include the Liberal Member for Pembroke.

"Why Vanessa, your Eastern Shore mullet looks particularly ravishing today"
"Thank you Tony, it look a lot of blow drying"

eastern shore mullet by georgehean September 24, 2013

Eastern Shore Sober 

Living on the Eastern Shore of Maryland living life all while being a fully functional alcoholic. But hey we don't do drugs (weed is not a drug ).

Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.

1) Nah man I am still Eastern Shore Sober. I only had 10 , tenies(10 oz bud lights found only in MD) so I am good to go for a country ride.

Eastern Shore Sober by gigiti April 1, 2021

Eastern Shore Ferrari 

A large jacked up truck (could be Chevy, Ford or Dodge) that young teenagers to middle aged rednecks think are Ferraris.

You can spot these by the trucks being jacked up way higher than they need to be (these pieces of shit can't get out of their own way, much less drive over another vehicle like the owners claim they can), they have loud exhaust that is so loud and raunchy, you would think it was the sound of a Chevy and a Ford fuckin a Harley Davidson in the asshole. This is due to glass packs usually, because they need the motor to sound tougher than a 302, 305 or the shitty V6 most of them have.

You can also spot these misguided idiots spinning wheels in the rain, because they don't do much any other time.

You can typically outrun these vehicles with something as fast as a 94 or up Corolla. The only reason most win a race is because they floor the gas next to you and the loud exhaust sounds so horrible and redneckish, it jolts your brain with visions of sisters screwin brothers, people with teeth missing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the assrape scene from the movie "Deliverance".

The F40 of these tirds are the ones that backfire like a shotgun. This results in making the other owners of these vehicles very aroused!

The ones that have neon lights inside or out and have the gay L.E.D. strip on the bumper are motherfuckin Enzos!!

Person 1: My truck could run over your little Civic!

Person 2: That Eastern Shore Ferrari? Be realistic, it could only run over curbs and deer!

Eastern Shore Ferrari by Peevedtodeath October 19, 2010