A asexually reproduced species that constantly urinates. Usually, the Easterly species require a pee
bucket to satisfy their wrinkly fore
skin’
s tingling sensation.
Found in the Easter Islands, thus the name Easterly.
A male parental figure of an easterly dies off after reproduction. Due to the how the
female’s sexual organ is uniquely designed, it causes the male to be penetrated from the bottom. When this happens, the male will try to escape but by doing so causes self amputation.
Easterlys have very large “sound sacks” which are used to attract mates. Sometimes male Easterlys compete to make the highest sound possible, trying to win over the
female.
The urine that an Easterly produces is golden yellow and is plentiful of E.Coli
Note: An Easterly is VERY territorial and will attack when unprovoked. Easterlys have neon yellow to golden
hair that cover the top of their heads. The
hair is described to be puffy and is close to the appearance of an Afro wig. Easterlys have protruding teeth and glowing red pimples. When they are
popped warm liquid will flow out of the hole.
