A asexually reproduced species that constantly urinates. Usually, the Easterly species require a pee bucket to satisfy their wrinkly fore skin’s tingling sensation.
Found in the
Easter Islands, thus the name Easterly.
A male parental figure of an easterly dies off after reproduction. Due to the how the
female’s sexual organ is uniquely designed, it causes the male to be penetrated from the
bottom. When this happens, the male will try to escape but by doing so causes self amputation.
Easterlys have very large “sound sacks” which are used to attract mates. Sometimes male Easterlys compete to make the highest sound possible, trying to win over the
female.
The urine that an Easterly produces is golden
yellow and is plentiful of E.Coli
Note: An Easterly is VERY territorial and will attack when unprovoked. Easterlys have neon
yellow to golden hair that cover the
top of their heads. The hair is described to be puffy and is close to the appearance of an Afro wig. Easterlys have protruding teeth and glowing red pimples. When they are popped warm liquid will flow out of the hole.
John: Let’s go see some Easterlys at the zoo!
Father: Sorry son, but I have to dig a
hole 6 feet
deep at the construction site today.