earpology

noun. The branch of study of the world of Wynonna Earp and the Earpers.

They watch the show Wynonna Earp like they are studying for an earpology exam.

earpology by earper October 21, 2021

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epology

an electronic apology sent via email or other internet resource rather than in person; likely to avoid face to face confrontation

after her publicly insulted him, she sent him an epology through facebook

epology by FeO2E August 16, 2009

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The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.

Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.

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(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize

"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"

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The science of hanging tarps around a campsite to produce the most effective rain resistant campsite.

It rained all weekend at the campground this past weekend we had to use Tarpology to keep the campsite dry.

Tarpology by Jboymc November 12, 2009

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Saying "I'm sorry" for something that isn't your fault, as a way to show empathy. This word is a portmanteau of "empathy" and "apology."

"So my dog died last week..."
"Oh wow, I'm really sorry!"
"It's not your fault!"
"I know, that was an empology."

Empology by Ingulit December 13, 2013

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Eatology is knowing that a bunch of nachos stuck together is one nacho

Eatology is knowing that one lasagna stacked on another lasagna is still one lasagna,

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