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Europology

The study of the European Union and European politics using Sovietological methods: analyzing the opaque bureaucracy in Brussels, the power dynamics between member states, and the gap between proclaimed values (democracy, transparency, human rights) and actual practice (backroom deals, austerity enforcement, externalizing borders). Europology examines how the Commission, Council, and Parliament interact like the Politburo, Central Committee, and Supreme Soviet—formal democratic structures overlaid on a system of elite negotiation. It also studies the production of European identity as an ideological project.
Example: “Her europology of the Eurozone crisis traced how the ‘troika’ (ECB, IMF, Commission) imposed austerity on Greece with no democratic mandate—Kremlinology for Brussels.”
Europology by Abzugal April 2, 2026
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suropology 

I'm furious- "Suropology!!!!"
suropology by Nadia Slutsky October 24, 2009
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earpology 

noun. The branch of study of the world of Wynonna Earp and the Earpers.
They watch the show Wynonna Earp like they are studying for an earpology exam.
earpology by earper October 21, 2021

Eronology 

that was one hell of an eronology lesson last night
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entropology 

Paradigm in which entropy escapes a black hole at the speed of light to create gravity.
In entropology: entropy escapes a black hole on a two-dimensional plane. It reaches a dimension of negative zero in the liminal plane.
entropology by flightfacilities February 17, 2022

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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