earpologist
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ezApologist
e-zee-ah-pol-o-jist
n. A person who continues to support a company despite their losing the person's data and hanging on to funds not yet spent, to the extent in some cases of producing ribbons with the company's logo. See also Stockholm Syndrome
n. A person who continues to support a company despite their losing the person's data and hanging on to funds not yet spent, to the extent in some cases of producing ribbons with the company's logo. See also Stockholm Syndrome
"We're all victims, not just the customers. I'd just like to thank them for the wonderful job they're doing at this time."
ezApologist by Captain Blue July 20, 2005
ezApologist
(n) One who continues to stick up for someone or something despite the victim having been shafted by them. See also Stockholm Syndrome
I get so annoyed by that ezApologist saying what a great job ezBoard is doing when they're doing nothing at all!
ezApologist by Captain Blue August 8, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026