Empology

Saying "I'm sorry" for something that isn't your fault, as a way to show empathy. This word is a portmanteau of "empathy" and "apology."

"So my dog died last week..."
"Oh wow, I'm really sorry!"
"It's not your fault!"
"I know, that was an empology."

Empology by Ingulit December 13, 2013

emmology 

a religion that believes emma watson is the daughter of god and that she is a goddess that will save humanity.

Emma Watson emmology

emmology by Emissery September 30, 2011

Emmology 

Emmology is a religion that worships Emma Watson as its goddess and creator of all life and that she should be loved unconditionally by all of her followers

Person 1 dude why do u worship emma and claim to be a emmologist she just some hot actress from harry potter
person 2 because i believe she is the creator of all life and a goddess and should be worshiped for allowing us to experience all good things in life
person 1 how can i convert to emmology

Emmology by Emmologist March 1, 2013

epology 

an electronic apology sent via email or other internet resource rather than in person; likely to avoid face to face confrontation

after her publicly insulted him, she sent him an epology through facebook

epology by FeO2E August 16, 2009

Emology 

The study of the Emo culture.
Usually people majoring in this field will find emo hair very attractive and have the urge to pet it.

Alex: Whoa! Look at that guy's emo hair!!
Gracie: It's so pretty! We should pet it!
Karen: *runs up and asks if we can pet his hair*
Heather: *writes down in Emology book*

Emology by graciegarcia March 2, 2008

Emology 

The study of emo culture- people, music, fashion, etcetera.

I majored in psychology and minored in emology.

Emology by Ryan LaHiff August 3, 2007

emology 

The study of emotional music and the losers who listen to it.

See emo

Bryant is the top scientist in the field of Emology.
(Sid is emo)

emology by s3poku September 17, 2004