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Carpology

The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.
Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.
by patshure May 25, 2015
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capologist

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.
Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.
by on ogd July 27, 2020
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Crapologist

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.
Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.
by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007
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cadology

Cadology- a meaningless or absurd action that has been preformed.
cut the cadology, knock it off with the cadology
by huumorous July 10, 2010
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Catology

Catology is what anyone who owns a cat is doomed to practice for the rest of their 'pets' natrual life, little do most pet owners realise that they are being pulled into this dangerous cult of cats.
Person 1: "Why are you bowing to your cat?"

Catologist: "Don't you know about catology?"

Person 1: "No?"

Catologist: "Its like scientology-lite!!"
by Asteroth February 21, 2010
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Capology

An apology for accidentally hitting caps lock while typing to someone.
Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human
by Blargle Margle December 20, 2010
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cakeology

the art of cakes.

hand-made customised cakes for any occasion, that are creative and artistic

founded by cakeology ltd
'what are you studying at uni???'
'cakeology!!!'
by cakeology ltd January 26, 2011
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