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Scandinavian earplug 

Somebody cums in someones ear so when it drys you can not hear.
Tanner-"Dude shes asleep."
George-"Im gonna give her a scandinavian earplug!"

Soggy Earplug 

The act of a man sticking a tampon in a womans ear, and then ejaculating on the tampon, making it expand and get stuck in the ear. Usually done when a man is angry with the woman.
"Sue, let's have sex!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"
Soggy Earplug by Some sick guy January 11, 2009

sloppy earplug 

When you spit in a girls ear and put your penis in it
My bitch was annoying me so I gave her the sloppy earplug
sloppy earplug by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022

Canadian Earplug 

When you fuck a girl in her ear and cum inside of it and politely tell her sorry, because thats what canadians do!
My girlfriend wanted earplugs but i wasnt sure what she meant so i canadian earplugged her and it was a stickt situation

Polish earplug 

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.
That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!
Polish earplug by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020

African Earplug 

Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.
"Last night my b/f pulled an African Earplug on me and i still cant hear out of my left ear."