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Scandinavian earplug
Scandinavian earplug by Joe1545256 August 11, 2010
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Soggy Earplug
The act of a man sticking a tampon in a womans ear, and then ejaculating on the tampon, making it expand and get stuck in the ear. Usually done when a man is angry with the woman.
"Sue, let's have sex!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"
Soggy Earplug by Some sick guy January 11, 2009
sloppy earplug
sloppy earplug by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022
Canadian Earplug
When you fuck a girl in her ear and cum inside of it and politely tell her sorry, because thats what canadians do!
My girlfriend wanted earplugs but i wasnt sure what she meant so i canadian earplugged her and it was a stickt situation
Canadian Earplug by Rogue Outbreak May 26, 2018
Polish earplug
A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.
Polish earplug by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020
African Earplug
Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.
African Earplug by Gina Hatfield and T.J. Mosley September 17, 2008
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