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Tasteless item made from silicone, mostly worn by idiots. Also called the idiot-plug.
Michael just failed his SATs, now he got one of these earplugs.
earplug by Luraew November 12, 2020
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Scandinavian earplug 

Somebody cums in someones ear so when it drys you can not hear.
Tanner-"Dude shes asleep."
George-"Im gonna give her a scandinavian earplug!"
Scandinavian earplug by Joe1545256 August 11, 2010

Soggy Earplug 

The act of a man sticking a tampon in a womans ear, and then ejaculating on the tampon, making it expand and get stuck in the ear. Usually done when a man is angry with the woman.
"Sue, let's have sex!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"
Soggy Earplug by Some sick guy January 11, 2009

sloppy earplug 

When you spit in a girls ear and put your penis in it
My bitch was annoying me so I gave her the sloppy earplug
sloppy earplug by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022

Canadian Earplug 

When you fuck a girl in her ear and cum inside of it and politely tell her sorry, because thats what canadians do!
My girlfriend wanted earplugs but i wasnt sure what she meant so i canadian earplugged her and it was a stickt situation

Polish earplug 

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.
That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!
Polish earplug by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020

African Earplug 

Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.
"Last night my b/f pulled an African Earplug on me and i still cant hear out of my left ear."
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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