EARDS

The term used in reference to an infectious disease that one may hypothetically contract by using someone else’s potentially contaminated ear buds.
I’m not using those nasty ear buds to listen to your stupid prank call clip, I might get “EARDS!”
by Tanbeer January 08, 2019
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gravel gertie

A surprise, non lubricated anal sneak attack
My wife refused to make dinner, so I snuck up on her and gave her a Gravel Gertie
by Tanbeer December 21, 2016
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