2 definitions by tommy stevenson

eards

excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or 'eards'

did you see the eards on that old guy in the shop? crazy

by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009

pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana

'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'

by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009