Earballs

Another word for ears. Made famous by the animated American TV spy comedy, Archer.

Coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.

"Ow, my earballs!" - Cheryl Tunt, Archer

by thisisanamenowfuckoff January 2, 2012

texas earball

The men raps his penis around the girls ear and sticks th.penis in the ear leaving a chunky white substance in the ear

Me and my girl were.feeling good so I gave her a texas earball

by CrazyRhino July 15, 2017

texas earball

When the man raps the pennis around.d the ear and stick the pennis in the ear leaving a chunky white substance in the ear

Me and Vanessa were feeling good so I gave her a texas earball

by CrazyRhino July 15, 2017

earball

a bunch of human ears somehow compressed into a ball.

i took a bunch of ears and crushed them into an earball.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker March 3, 2022

Earballs

The part of your ear used for detecting sound, in particular, the unique and slightly arousing array of sounds produced in the course of modifying a shitbox second-hand car with a mate in his mum's driveway.

"We’re on holidays for another week or so and then we’ll be back with a new project car for your eyeballs and earballs (Especially your earballs!)"
- Mighty Car Mods Facebook update, 15 January 2021

by NZ_Tamago January 14, 2021

Earballs

Coined by Lumpy Space Princess in Adventure Time Season 1 Episode 2: Trouble in Lumpy Space April 5th 2010, when she says: "My balls! My Earballs!!" Later referenced in the show Archer, Season 2 Episode 2: A Going Concern, when Cheryl says: "My earballs!" February 3rd 2011.

My balls! My Earballs!

by scrabble dictionary November 12, 2025