Ear muff 

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

Ear muff by Slagehammer October 3, 2019

ear muff mode 

When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs

“ hey where did bro go?

He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.

ear muff mode by Adolph Leery May 9, 2020

Eskimo Ear Muff 

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.

My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.

Eskimo Ear Muff by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009

ear muffies 

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

ear muffies by robyn cason January 21, 2008

ear muffy's 

when you are in the throws of passion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"

buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."

ear muffy's by robyn cason January 24, 2008

Cincinnati Ear Muffs 

When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.

Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.

Cincinnati Ear Muffs by Aeche January 1, 2008

chubby thigh ear muffs 

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.

I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,

chubby thigh ear muffs by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011