A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.

Bruh that David Eason has a new mugshot picture, he legit looks like a methed up Lurch.

david eason by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019

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Dirty Eamon

The act of posting a tasteful nude video online, making sure the foreskin is the star, and becoming famous. Works best if you can accumulate a cult following.

"Have you tried a Dirty Eamon?"

"I am not a god nor a legend so my video only got two views."
"Only Eamon can do a Dirty Eamon successfully!"

Dirty Eamon by Lifexxtimes April 6, 2020

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David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.

"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"

David Eason by girly1975 July 5, 2019

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Eamonn Holmes

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.

"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."

Eamonn Holmes by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

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Eammon

A guy who is nice, sweet, smart, selfless, funny, awesome and utmost enthusiastic. He is all the good things you can find in a guy. He is usually very confident in most cases, as well as caring to others. He can be very quick-witted. He wouldn’t make a fuss about anything, and even if there is one, he would try to stop it. He would take chances easily and takes advantage of it after. He is better than other guys as he is more responsible and well-mannered. Overall, Eammon has a lot of good traits, and he is a person you should appreciate.

Matt: Oh look, it’s the guy who helped us on the planning and decorations. What was his name again?

Chloe: You mean Eammon? Yeah, he’s so sweet and nice.

Eammon by FuryMoon99 May 11, 2021

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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