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mocha ears
If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.
mocha ears by O. W. Tongueincheek July 5, 2023
Related Words
eSARS • ears • earsex • earshot • Ears day • earshart • ears lowered • ecars • earsdropping • Earsey
You got corn cobs in your ears
Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
You got corn cobs in your ears by TV CAR April 10, 2010
two new ears
At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.
two new ears by the comand'r February 24, 2019
ears with feet
A word used for people who go to the shows of Tori Amos, also somewhat synonymous with the word ToriPhile. Tori created this word herself when she was on tour in 1996. She doesnt like the word fans to describe the people who devote time and energy to attend her shows, so she calls them ears with feet instead.
"I hate the word fans, I'd like to call you ears with feet, and never use the word fan again because your ears with feet."
~Tori Amos, 9/16/96 - Akron, Ohio
~Tori Amos, 9/16/96 - Akron, Ohio
ears with feet by michellie September 21, 2005
Batta-Ears Gyal
Batta-Ears Gyal by sosawellbad June 11, 2018
something behind her ears
something behind her ears by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021
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trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.