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To electronically bitch about stuff or to describe one who is a bitch over electronic mediums.
With all these rude facebook statuses, those Krappa Upsilon girls are getting themselves a large amount of e-bitch notoriety.
e-bitch by McLovin Magee September 24, 2007
Words you can keep
Someone who will do your bidding on eBay for you.
Yo e-bitch, buy me some mugs for $0.99!
e-bitch by leonalberti May 29, 2008

e-bitch slap 

Much like its real world counterpart (bitch slap) an e-bitch slap is a verbal slap with forewarning in response to something stated over the internet - usually something dumb. Its goal is to leave the stupid person/troll speechless and hopefully deter them from further shenanigans.
"I swear to all that is holy. I will e-bitch slap the first person to flame this post so hard!"
e-bitch slap by epyonnxt May 8, 2005

Bitcheses (bitch-e-ses) 

More than 2 bitches.

Bitcheses is a term of endearment for a male to use in reference to people in his life, especially those close to him, most likely his party posse. The term is not gender specific.

Bitcheses can also be used in emotional outbursts when emphasis is required.
Melanie is a bitch.
Melanie and Cathy are bitches.
Melanie, Cathy, Delena and Katie are bitcheses (bitch-e-ses).

Nascar fan happy with his driver's performance: "Ford Power, bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)!!"

baddest bitch in e-chat 

Zane: Who's that?
Literally anyone: Oh that's Lynn
Zane: The baddest bitch in e-chat?
Literally everyone: Yep

BITCH BOY i.e. Bicycle Boy 

The Bitch Boy, prominate worldwide. Also commonly known as Bicycle Boy in P.C. FL.
~Noun~ The Bitch Boy is a grown man who has all but mastered the role of a Mr. Nice Guy. The Bitch Boy claims fictional overachievements or blatent abuse but in all honesty. He borrowed that car, mooches off his momma, stole the already stolen bicycle he jets around on, and never has held a job long enough to file a tax return. The Bitch Boy will try to bleed you dry and will throw toddler tantrums and try to physically intimidate you when boy aint getting his way. If you dont feed the flame of b.b's dramatics he'll eventually vanish into his next role but if you call 1800mylilbrother the boy will run home to momma a bit faster.
Bitch Boy i.e. Bicycle Boy

*Damn, ive never seen him around here before!

~😂🙄😶.. um you don't want that...he's a bitch boy, his momma came in yesterday trying to hunt him down after he stole his grandmammas wallet. He's always outside begging but dont ever see that bitch ass bicycle boy peddling to work. Your cars locked, right?

E-Bitching 

Bitching and complaining about shit to your friends and neighbours via your blackberry, palm, sms, or text message device.
<Stu, I don't mean to keep e-bitching, but what's with the f'n snow out there? WTF? L8R>
E-Bitching by dailytimelapse January 4, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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