Much like its real world counterpart (bitch slap) an e-bitch slap is a verbal slap with forewarning in response to something stated over the internet - usually something dumb. Its goal is to leave the stupid person/troll speechless and hopefully deter them from further shenanigans.

"I swear to all that is holy. I will e-bitch slap the first person to flame this post so hard!"

e-bitch slap by epyonnxt May 8, 2005

Bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)

More than 2 bitches.

Bitcheses is a term of endearment for a male to use in reference to people in his life, especially those close to him, most likely his party posse. The term is not gender specific.

Bitcheses can also be used in emotional outbursts when emphasis is required.

Melanie is a bitch.
Melanie and Cathy are bitches.
Melanie, Cathy, Delena and Katie are bitcheses (bitch-e-ses).

Nascar fan happy with his driver's performance: "Ford Power, bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)!!"

Bitcheses (bitch-e-ses) by PeachKutie January 21, 2010

baddest bitch in e-chat

Lynn.

Zane: Who's that?
Literally anyone: Oh that's Lynn
Zane: The baddest bitch in e-chat?
Literally everyone: Yep

baddest bitch in e-chat by myoriginalnamewastaken: LYNN April 17, 2021

BITCH BOY i.e. Bicycle Boy

The Bitch Boy, prominate worldwide. Also commonly known as Bicycle Boy in P.C. FL.
~Noun~ The Bitch Boy is a grown man who has all but mastered the role of a Mr. Nice Guy. The Bitch Boy claims fictional overachievements or blatent abuse but in all honesty. He borrowed that car, mooches off his momma, stole the already stolen bicycle he jets around on, and never has held a job long enough to file a tax return. The Bitch Boy will try to bleed you dry and will throw toddler tantrums and try to physically intimidate you when boy aint getting his way. If you dont feed the flame of b.b's dramatics he'll eventually vanish into his next role but if you call 1800mylilbrother the boy will run home to momma a bit faster.

Bitch Boy i.e. Bicycle Boy

*Damn, ive never seen him around here before!

~😂🙄😶.. um you don't want that...he's a bitch boy, his momma came in yesterday trying to hunt him down after he stole his grandmammas wallet. He's always outside begging but dont ever see that bitch ass bicycle boy peddling to work. Your cars locked, right?

BITCH BOY i.e. Bicycle Boy by HeyMisti April 14, 2022

E-Bitching

Bitching and complaining about shit to your friends and neighbours via your blackberry, palm, sms, or text message device.

<Stu, I don't mean to keep e-bitching, but what's with the f'n snow out there? WTF? L8R>

E-Bitching by dailytimelapse January 4, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026