A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.
"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"
"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"
"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
A group of hardcore long distance runners on a track or cross country team. Although members of Distance Gang can be absolute sticks, they own the streets thanks to their excessive running. Superior to Sprinters. Sometimes reffered to as Distance Cult
Sprinter1:Bro! Let's go outside
Sprinter2:NO WAY BRO!!! DISTANCE GANG OWNS THESE STREETS!!!!
Sprinter1:But we can out sprint them
Sprinter2:FOR 3 SECONDS!!! THEN WE GET TIRED. DISTANCE GANG NEVER TIRES!!!!
Track Coach: Good work team, we have one our league. 99% of our points were scored in long distance events, thank you to Distance Gang. Also, don't forget to pay your protection fees.