dystan
Dystan is a person who’s uncoordinated, totally straight but also logistically difficult. They’re also normally from texas.
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Selective Social Distancing
Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents
Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020
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Dystany • dystan • Destany • distance • Destanie • Distance Learning • Dastan • Destanee • Distant • distanttrousle
Distance Snob
A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.
"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"
"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"
"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"
"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
Distance Snob by babysue.com October 17, 2011
Scrotal distancing
Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020
Distance Dime
A girl who looks extremely attractive from far away, but when she approaches, you are sorry that you rated her so highly.
-Hey dude, that girl is so hot!
-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.
-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.
Distance Dime by stheballer October 22, 2015
SoCal Distancing
Getting away from coronavirus overload. Taking a break from all of the social media and tv news reports.
Bruh, I'm so sick of CNN and KCAL 9 news' doom and gloom reporting on the coronavirus, I'm going down to Del Mar for a little SoCal Distancing.
SoCal Distancing by Alex in East Los Angeles May 4, 2020
Distance Gang
A group of hardcore long distance runners on a track or cross country team. Although members of Distance Gang can be absolute sticks, they own the streets thanks to their excessive running. Superior to Sprinters. Sometimes reffered to as Distance Cult
Sprinter1:Bro! Let's go outside
Sprinter2:NO WAY BRO!!! DISTANCE GANG OWNS THESE STREETS!!!!
Sprinter1:But we can out sprint them
Sprinter2:FOR 3 SECONDS!!! THEN WE GET TIRED. DISTANCE GANG NEVER TIRES!!!!
Track Coach: Good work team, we have one our league. 99% of our points were scored in long distance events, thank you to Distance Gang. Also, don't forget to pay your protection fees.
Sprinter2:NO WAY BRO!!! DISTANCE GANG OWNS THESE STREETS!!!!
Sprinter1:But we can out sprint them
Sprinter2:FOR 3 SECONDS!!! THEN WE GET TIRED. DISTANCE GANG NEVER TIRES!!!!
Track Coach: Good work team, we have one our league. 99% of our points were scored in long distance events, thank you to Distance Gang. Also, don't forget to pay your protection fees.
Distance Gang by Qrism September 4, 2019
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