dylanist

A person who smokes bacon and hates beef and Kebab

OMG I'm so Dylanist I hate kebabs I'm gonna smoke some bacon with my homies

by Plotting February 10, 2017

DylanStanely

One of those guys that thinks he's a hero and a genius. But prager u made him think he's informed without a college degree . Then a job title gave him a sense of accomplishment and entitlement based on social and culture norms. Genetics gave him a false sense of betterment based on a sparse population commenting on his great achievement of bone growth. Narcissism brings your downfall ..not your uprising. Humble is not a virtue anymore, righteousness is rewarded and expansive progressive ideas are driven down. How dare anyone have a different opinion or idea different than shoved down your throat by pretty blondes and regurgitated by self blinded people with zero empathy and self awareness.

Yeah..I was a real DylanStanley jesus hipster hating but wannabe cheating on my cancer ridden girlfriend with a diseased whore kinda guy last night..I should probably aim higher than maga mega d bag. Ehh..fuuuck it...Its easier to be a pseudo intellectual on the internet and two "craft" beers in.fucking pussy ass bitch. Dont mean to punk you out DylanStanely

by JusticeComes4usAll September 26, 2019

dylanstone

Dylanstone is a mug of coffee. He's pretty cool.

"Oh my God! Look! It's Dylanstone!"

by not a mug i promise August 16, 2018

Dylanism

The act of adding poetic beauty and/or deeper meaning to a sentence or phrase. Similar to the ways of Bob Dylan.

Evey Hammond: Who are you?

V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.

V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

- V for Vendetta (movie quote example of Dylanism)

by sissy bur bur October 27, 2011

dylanitis

A kid named Dylan that has a new illness all the time. Also known as a puss..

I diagnose you with dylanitis.

by Queenbinaz June 11, 2018

Dylanism

When the master wordsmith Dylan, creates a word to suit his needs. That accurately describes how people are feeling without being a real word.

Examples of Dylanism:
"Joygasm" and "coolies" were both words originally created by Dylan however due to the crazy world of the internet , plenty of other people now might claim them as their own. Joygasm is a orgasm of joy, and coolies was was something that was "cool" to the max.

by Dylan Beezlebub April 5, 2007

dylanitis

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.

Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.

by Undetale September 3, 2019