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DylanStanely 

One of those guys that thinks he's a hero and a genius. But prager u made him think he's informed without a college degree . Then a job title gave him a sense of accomplishment and entitlement based on social and culture norms. Genetics gave him a false sense of betterment based on a sparse population commenting on his great achievement of bone growth. Narcissism brings your downfall ..not your uprising. Humble is not a virtue anymore, righteousness is rewarded and expansive progressive ideas are driven down. How dare anyone have a different opinion or idea different than shoved down your throat by pretty blondes and regurgitated by self blinded people with zero empathy and self awareness.
Yeah..I was a real DylanStanley jesus hipster hating but wannabe cheating on my cancer ridden girlfriend with a diseased whore kinda guy last night..I should probably aim higher than maga mega d bag. Ehh..fuuuck it...Its easier to be a pseudo intellectual on the internet and two "craft" beers in.fucking pussy ass bitch. Dont mean to punk you out DylanStanely
DylanStanely by JusticeComes4usAll September 26, 2019

Dylansexual 

When you are in deep love with Dylan O’Brien
- What’s you type?
- Oh, im dylansexual
Dylansexual by newtmasloveer December 29, 2020

dylansexual 

You may have the feeling of attraction towards Dylan O brien to the point where you are unable to commit yourself to a real life relationship with people who may like you or are your own age. You only think about this person and the thoughts of them can help you get to sleep. You find yourself in an addictive state where you have to look at at least one picture or video of him to be able to carry on with your day stably. You also find that you are searching him up on other social media’s/example/- tiktok Instagram Twitter. You question yourself a lot and so do your Friends. You seem to only enjoy watching TV shows or movies that contain this person in this case Dylan and you annoy your friends for not wanting to watch anything else. If this is you then we are very alike and can be friends. This also means that you are 100% Dylan sexual.

Leave a like if this is you👍🏻😂
Friend: “do you want to watch this?”
You: “can you please list the actors?”
Friend: “Okay”
Friend: *lists all the actors but Dylan is not named*
You: “No thank you
Friend: “why not?”
You: “this does not have Dylan O Brien in”
Friend: “Are you serious?”
You: “yes!”
Friend: “I’m sorry to say this but I think you might be Dylansexual”
You: “Don’t be sorry!”😻😹
dylansexual by Rihanna_truths☝🏻 December 29, 2020
Nickname given to boys named Dylan who act feminine.
Dylan: Omg, I broke a darn fingernail!
Micah: Dude, you should change your name to Dylania.
Dylania by Johnny Bravo07 May 5, 2008

dylanesque

Possessing or having the qualities of Bob Dylan.
That sir... that was dylanesque.
dylanesque by Zach Taylor March 11, 2005

dylansexual 

When you're deeply in love with Dylan Sprayberry or Dylan O'brien at the point that you're unable to have a relationship in real life you are considered dylansexual
friend: Hey what's your type
you:I'm dylansexual
friend: What do you mean?
you : That I'm deeply in love with Dylan O'brien and Dylan Sprayberry duhh
dylansexual by thatstupidbitsh February 11, 2021