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dutch banker 

Sex act involving a father and son. Son bends over and exposes asshole as father masterbates vigoursly while raining dollar bills on son.
"Dude I heard Phil's dad is his Dutch banker" - Connor
"Yea dude, it's pretty fucked up" - Aaron

"Hey dad , it's time for me to see the Dutch banker" - Phil
dutch banker by CarlosXantana November 10, 2015

Dutch Bakery 

When 2 or more people (or animals, if you roll that way) fart underneath a blanket (dutch oven) in a room with all windows, doors, or any other openings have been closed causing the gas to hover and linger.
I went into my parents room to see if they had extra toothpaste last night when I found myself walking right into a dutch bakery.
Dutch Bakery by Schmillerton January 11, 2013

Dutch Bakery 

An intense variation of Dutch Oven, where one "bakes" their flatulence under the blankets, whilst having an electric blanket turned on. The heat of the electric blanket warms the stink cloud and it's smell and flavour is so intense it can cause severe vommiting or divorce.
BAZ: "Im going to jail for attempted murder. ): "

KAZ: "WTFSTFUGTFO!?"

BAZ: "I ripped the Dutch Bakery on my wife and now she cant see colours."
Dutch Bakery by chonbrother July 5, 2010

Dutch Bakery 

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.
Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.
Dutch Bakery by GideonGrey April 23, 2022

Dutch Bakery 

When on long car rides and you cant roll down the windows because its raining or to cold and you or someone else in the car is farting a lot.
"the ride back to school was rough, I dutch bakeryed myself"
Dutch Bakery by ZEU58 February 2, 2010

dutch bakery 

a variation of a Dutch Oven, where the couple has fresh baked goods underneath the covers with them
"She wouldn't agree to marry me untill i promised to give her a dutch bakery."
dutch bakery by Jared Ro February 6, 2006

ditch banger

A snowmobile (also see “snow machine”) possessing the appropriate suspension travel and handling characteristics to ride haphazardly, or drunkenly through rural drainage conduits. First coined in the Midwest, it is gaining popularity in mountain western states.
That Polaris with the 12 inch suspension made one hell of a ditch banger until I didn’t see that mailbox and then holy-wah, there it was!
ditch banger by Commander Orth March 5, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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