Dusty Fart

A fart that comes out with a whooshing sound that smells like it’s been waiting a while to come out.

Oh no grandma’s blowing out dusty farts again!

by siriusxmfly November 19, 2020

Dusty Minge Fart

An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.

Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!

Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...

Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!

Peter: She's buff innit...

Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!

by C&P - Maths ;) May 18, 2011

fart dust

fart dust is microscopic and/or visible bits of feces expelled from the rectum. Feces accumulates on the sphincter after wiping the buttocks because of the wrinkles of the sphincter. Feces dries and when a person farts/expells gas the sphincter opens slightly and the wrinkles open and allow the dried feces to fall and be blown out. Dr. Chuck of The Virginia Fecal Institute performed many experiments to prove the existence of fart dust despite many disbelievers but proved without a shadow of a doubt that it in fact existed. With the help of a "volunteer", he had the test subject fart on a clean sheet of printer paper and the fart dust materialized. Fart dust does not occur with peoples who use baby wipes or bidets for cleansing their buttocks after bathroom use.

Joe awoke hacking up fart dust after Harold farted in his open mouth.

by Charles Golay February 21, 2009

Fart Dust

The Dust that flies when you slap a couch cushion, padded chair, or any other soft surface where people sit.

I was laughing so hard that I slapped the couch, got a whiff of fart dust, then almost passed out.

by pghpanthers2 October 27, 2008

Fart Dust

The rank smell that erupts when someone sits in a chair you recently blasted into.

Dude, someone left some freakin fart dust in my chair!

by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

Fart Dust

The microscopic feces particals expelled out of the rectum within the methane gases of flatulation.

The seat fabric had accumulated nearly visable fart dust from its experience since being manufactured in 1951.

by Ashton Lee September 22, 2003

Fart Dust

The dusting on the water of the toilet when you fart after a long diaharia.

Somebody please flush that fart dust down the toilet

by showty22 April 10, 2003