durfmuffin 

a very annoying, mean, or stupid man. The equivalent of a douche bag

Bill: did you hear Joe pushed down a mental retard?

Dan: yeah he's such a durfmuffin

durfmuffin by roosle October 30, 2007

duckmuffin 

The worst word to call someone, according to Bree Essrig.

"She's such a duckmuffin"
*everyone gasps*

duckmuffin by mooilikecheese September 24, 2015

dorkmuffin 

To have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorktitude of the person.

"What do you mean you forgot the milk? You are such a dorkmuffin."

dorkmuffin by chloeiscoolio March 11, 2009

dudemuffin 

a straight guy that if happend to be gay would be a hell of a catch

man i hope im straight because i must say hes a dudemuffin

dudemuffin by chad May 13, 2005

Dustmuffins 

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.

That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!

Dustmuffins by `Raptor June 5, 2005

Dustmuffins 

A term used in a video game to describe someone after they have crashed into something and died.

Wow that Dustmuffins just crashed that jet into that crane and died.

That Dustmuffins has no skill in driving or flying vehicles in this game all he does is just crash and die.

Did you just see that? That Dustmuffins just killed himself by accidentally running that jeep off of a cliff.

Dustmuffins by SnipeRaven July 1, 2005

Drugmuffin 

A male stoner (drug+in a muff)

See also : Drugmuff

duuuude, youre such a drugmuffin

Drugmuffin by Benjiedeath September 24, 2009