To have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorktitude of the person.

"What do you mean you forgot the milk? You are such a dorkmuffin."

dorkmuffin by chloeiscoolio March 11, 2009

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dudemuffin

a straight guy that if happend to be gay would be a hell of a catch

man i hope im straight because i must say hes a dudemuffin

dudemuffin by chad May 13, 2005

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Dustmuffins

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.

That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!

Dustmuffins by `Raptor June 5, 2005

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Dustmuffins

A term used in a video game to describe someone after they have crashed into something and died.

Wow that Dustmuffins just crashed that jet into that crane and died.

That Dustmuffins has no skill in driving or flying vehicles in this game all he does is just crash and die.

Did you just see that? That Dustmuffins just killed himself by accidentally running that jeep off of a cliff.

Dustmuffins by SnipeRaven July 1, 2005

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Drugmuffin

A male stoner (drug+in a muff)

See also : Drugmuff

duuuude, youre such a drugmuffin

Drugmuffin by Benjiedeath September 24, 2009

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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